December 2011
November 2011
Coming into the bathroom after someone took a massive dump
“Motherfucker didn’t even use air freshener!”
I hate when I’m in public and a guy looks at me and I can’t tell if he’s thinking oh she’s cute or if he’s thinking how did that walrus escape the zoo
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.
Why everyone is so girly and I'm just here feeling like a old ugly man?
I mean…
Eating
Other girls:
Me:
Sitting
Other girls:
Me:
Walking
Other girls:
Me:
Drinking (I don’t mean alcohol)
Other girls:
Me:
Being angry
Other girls:
Me:
Smiling
Other girls:
Me:
Being beautiful
Other girls:
Me:
This would be endless so I decided to stop it here ;)
But I just realized I’m an hybrid between Sheldon Cooper and Bobby Singer with a little bit of Dean Winchester
This is too accurate.
LOL this is awesome
Oh god.
I wish I could illegally download clothes.

















